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I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in

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I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in
Model: E7722
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in" Made in the USA

Coffee! If you're not shaking, you need another cup.

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Coffee! If you're not shaking, you need another cup.
Model: E7474
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " Coffee!  If you're not shaking, you need another cup." Made in the USA

I'd like my one call to go to my hairdresser

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I'd like my one call to go to my hairdresser
Model: E7003
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " I'd like my one call to go to my hairdresser" Made in the USA

She's a drunk. She's a whore. No I will not add her on FB....

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She's a drunk. She's a whore. No I will not add her on FB....
Model: E7103
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " She's a drunk.  She's a whore.  No, I will not add her on Facebook."  "But ... more info

Lord, give me the strength to tolerate this fake bitch.

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Lord, give me the strength to tolerate this fake bitch.
Model: E7097
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet "Lord, give me the strength to tolerate this fake bitchl. " Made in the USA

Live life as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you....

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Live life as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you....
Model: E7075
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " Live life as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever" ~Ghandi Made in the USA

Don't worry, our staff is accustomed to dumb questions

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Don't worry, our staff is accustomed to dumb questions
Model: E7077
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " Don't worry, our staff is accustomed to dumb questions" Made in the USA

The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going....

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The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going....
Model: E7074
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me?" ~Ayn Rand Made in the USA

Hi...Welcome to Walmart!

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Hi...Welcome to Walmart!
Model: E7057
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2.5" x 3.5" Magnet " Hi...Welcome to Walmart!" Made in the USA

Coffee You Can Sleep When You're Dead

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Coffee You Can Sleep When You're Dead
Model: E7038
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " COFFEE You can sleep when you're dead" Made in the USA

You could file a complaint, but my supervisor doesn't care....

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You could file a complaint, but my supervisor doesn't care....
Model: E6991
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " You could file a complaint, but my supervisor doesn't care either." Made in the USA

We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.

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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
Model: E6889
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" "We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are." ~Anais Nin Made in the USA

Coffee! All Day Every Day!

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Coffee! All Day Every Day!
Model: E6883
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" "Coffee!  All Day, Every Day" Made in the USA

Bobby, Susie, due to the economy, we're going to have to let one

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Bobby, Susie, due to the economy, we're going to have to let one
Model: E6937
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" "Bobby, Susie, due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go." Made in the USA

Ok, Who Farted?

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Ok, Who Farted?
Model: E6856
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" "Ok, who farted?" Made in the USA

I may be old, but I got to see all the cool bands

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I may be old, but I got to see all the cool bands
Model: E6825
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" "I may be old, but I got to see all the cool bands" Made in the USA