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God Grant Me The Wisdom That Nobody Else Around Here Seems To...

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God Grant Me The Wisdom That Nobody Else Around Here Seems To...
Model: E3532
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $2.25


Weight: 0.0625lbs

1.25" Round Magnet Glossy finish "God, Grant Me The Wisdom That Nobody Else Around Here Seems To Possess." Made in the USA

Drink Coffee! Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy

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Drink Coffee! Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy
Model: E3998
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $2.25


Weight: 0.0625lbs

1.25" Round Magnet "Drink Coffee!  Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy" Made in the USA

I Came Out of Your What!?

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I Came Out of Your What!?
Model: E6484
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" "I came out of your what!?." Made in the USA

Based On My Calculations, I Can Retire About 5 Years After I Die

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Based On My Calculations, I Can Retire About 5 Years After I Die
Model: E6756
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" "Based on my calculations, I can retire about five years after I die." Made in the USA

A Recent Study Has Found That Women Who Carry A Little Extra....

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A Recent Study Has Found That Women Who Carry A Little Extra....
Model: E6582
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" "A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it" Made in ... more info

They're Not Really Co-Workers If I Do All The Work

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They're Not Really Co-Workers If I Do All The Work
Model: E6519
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " They're not really co-workers if I do all the work" Made in the USA

My Last Words Are Going to Be Hold My Beer and Watch This!

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My Last Words Are Going to Be Hold My Beer and Watch This!
Model: E6511
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " I'm pretty sure my last words are going to be 'Hold my beer and watch this!'" Made in the USA

Just Bought a Head of Lettuce. Should I Throw It Away Now or...

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Just Bought a Head of Lettuce. Should I Throw It Away Now or...
Model: E6667
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " Just bought a head of lettuce.  Should I throw it away now or wait two weeks like I usually do?" Made in ... more info

Rosie The Riveter - We Can Do It!

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Rosie The Riveter - We Can Do It!
Model: E8322
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet "We Can Do It! " Made in the USA

Life Isn't About Finding Yourself. Life Is About Creating...

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Life Isn't About Finding Yourself. Life Is About Creating...
Model: P17031
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $8.49


Weight: 0.8125lbs

4 x 1.8 x 4 inches Color:  Black/White Wood Box Sign "Life Isn't About Finding Yourself.  Life Is About Creating ... more info

I Already Want To Take A Nap Tomorrow, Wood Box Sign

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I Already Want To Take A Nap Tomorrow, Wood Box Sign
Model: P21350
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $7.99


Weight: 0.8125lbs

  4 x 2 x 3.5 inches Color:  Black/White Wood Box Sign "I Already Want To Take A Nap Tomorrow" A Product of:  Primitives ... more info

Love The One You're With, Wood Box Sign

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Love The One You're With, Wood Box Sign
Model: P17788
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $13.80  $8.99
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Weight: 0.8125lbs

8 x 1.75 x 4 inches Color:  Black/White Wood Box Sign "Love The One You're With" A Product of:  Primitives by Kathy ... more info

Ephemera - Coffee! If you're not shaking, you need another cup.

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Ephemera - Coffee! If you're not shaking, you need another cup.
Model: E1714
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $12.49


Weight: 1lbs

"Coffee!  If you're not shaking, you need another cup!" A Product of Ephemera, Inc. 12.5" W x 16" H Tin Sign

Unattended Children Will Be Given Espresso and a Free Kitten

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Unattended Children Will Be Given Espresso and a Free Kitten
Model: E1557
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $12.49


Weight: 1lbs

"Unattended children will be given espresso and a free kitten" A Product of Ephemera-Inc. Tin Sign 16" W x 12.5" H

Ephemera - I child-proofed my house but they still get in.

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Ephemera - I child-proofed my house but they still get in.
Model: E1428
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $12.49


Weight: 1lbs

"I child-proofed my house but they still get in." A Product of Ephemera-Inc. Tin Sign 16" W x 12.5" H

Oh, I'm sorry. You must be confusing me with the maid we....

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Oh, I'm sorry. You must be confusing me with the maid we....
Model: E1427
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $12.49


Weight: 1lbs

"Oh, I'm sorry. You must be confusing me with the maid we don't have." A Product of Ephemera-Inc. Tin Sign 16" W x ... more info

I bet I enjoyed getting fat more than you enjoyed getting skinny

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I bet I enjoyed getting fat more than you enjoyed getting skinny
Model: E6862
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet "I bet I enjoyed getting fat more than you enjoyed getting skinny" Made in the USA

Drink Coffee. Do stupid things faster with more energy

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Drink Coffee. Do stupid things faster with more energy
Model: E9250
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " DRINK COFFEE  Do stupid things faster with more energy" Made in the USA

Who are these kids & why are they calling me mom?

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Who are these kids & why are they calling me mom?
Model: E9074
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " Who are these kids & why are they calling me mom?" Made in the USA

Well behaved women rarely make history

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Well behaved women rarely make history
Model: E9058
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " Well behaved women rarely make history" Made in the USA

Oh, no! She forgot the rolling papers!!!

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Oh, no! She forgot the rolling papers!!!
Model: E8939
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " Oh, no!  She forgot the rolling papers!!!" Made in the USA

It's been lovely but I have to scream now - Ephemera Magnet

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It's been lovely but I have to scream now - Ephemera Magnet
Model: E8526
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " It's been lovely but I have to scream now" Made in the USA

I child-proofed my house but they still get in.

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I child-proofed my house but they still get in.
Model: E8067
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " I child-proofed my house but they still get in." Made in the USA

I can see you masturbating

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I can see you masturbating
Model: E7759
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " I can see you masturbating" Made in the USA

I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in

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I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in
Model: E7722
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in" Made in the USA

Coffee! If you're not shaking, you need another cup.

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Coffee! If you're not shaking, you need another cup.
Model: E7474
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " Coffee!  If you're not shaking, you need another cup." Made in the USA

I'd like my one call to go to my hairdresser

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I'd like my one call to go to my hairdresser
Model: E7003
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " I'd like my one call to go to my hairdresser" Made in the USA

She's a drunk. She's a whore. No I will not add her on FB....

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She's a drunk. She's a whore. No I will not add her on FB....
Model: E7103
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " She's a drunk.  She's a whore.  No, I will not add her on Facebook."  "But ... more info

Lord, give me the strength to tolerate this fake bitch.

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Lord, give me the strength to tolerate this fake bitch.
Model: E7097
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet "Lord, give me the strength to tolerate this fake bitchl. " Made in the USA

Live life as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you....

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Live life as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you....
Model: E7075
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25


Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " Live life as if you were to die tomorrow, learn as if you were to live forever" ~Ghandi Made in the USA