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The Older I Get, The More Everyone Can Kiss My Ass

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The Older I Get, The More Everyone Can Kiss My Ass
Model: E7274
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

"The Older I Get, The More Everyone Can Kiss My Ass." Rectangle magnet 2" x 3" Glossy finish Made in the USA

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are...

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The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are...
Model: E6188
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

"The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence." - Charles ... more info

The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going....

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The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going....
Model: E7074
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me?" ~Ayn Rand Made in the USA

The Word Munchies is too Damn Cute to Describe What Occurred In

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The Word Munchies is too Damn Cute to Describe What Occurred In
Model: E6366
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

"The word "Munchies" is too damn cute to describe what occurred in the kitchen last night" Rectangle magnet 3" x 2" ... more info

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.

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There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.
Model: E6187
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

"There is a crack in everything.  That's how the light gets in."  - Leonard Cohen Rectangle magnet 2" x 3" ... more info

They're Not Really Co-Workers If I Do All The Work

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They're Not Really Co-Workers If I Do All The Work
Model: E6519
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " They're not really co-workers if I do all the work" Made in the USA

This salad tastes like I'd rather be fat - Fridge Humor Magnet

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This salad tastes like I'd rather be fat - Fridge Humor Magnet
Model: E6150
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

"This salad tastes like I'd rather be fat" Rectangle magnet 2" x 3" Glossy finish Made in the USA

This Wine Is Making Me Awesome - Gray Wood Box Sign

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This Wine Is Making Me Awesome - Gray Wood Box Sign
Model: P26376
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $7.49

Weight: 0.5lbs

2.5" x 3" x 1.75" Color:  Gray/Cream Wood Box Sign Chevron printed sides Free standing or wall hanging "This Wine Is ... more info

This Wine Is Making Me Awesome - Wood Box Sign

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This Wine Is Making Me Awesome - Wood Box Sign
Model: P23488
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $10.99

Weight: 0.4375lbs

  5"  x 4" x 1.75" Color:  Black/White/Cream Polka dot printed paper finish on the sides Wood Box Sign ... more info

Those Teeth Aren't Going to Brush Themselves - Wood Box Sign

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Those Teeth Aren't Going to Brush Themselves - Wood Box Sign
Model: P23506
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $8.49

Weight: 0.5625lbs

"Those Teeth Aren't Going to Brush Themselves" Color:  Black/Cream/White Chevron striped sides Wood box sign ... more info

Today is a Multiple Cups of Coffee Kind of Day, Dish Towel

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Today is a Multiple Cups of Coffee Kind of Day, Dish Towel
Model: P26941
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $9.29

Weight: 0.375lbs

"Today is a Multiple Cups of Coffee Kind of Day" Color:  White/Black Kitchen hand towel 28" Square 100% Cotton Imported

Unattended Children Will Be Given Espresso and a Free Kitten

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Unattended Children Will Be Given Espresso and a Free Kitten
Model: E1557
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $12.49

Weight: 1lbs

"Unattended children will be given espresso and a free kitten" A Product of Ephemera-Inc. Tin Sign 16" W x 12.5" H

Wanted By Many Taken By None Lookin' At Some Waiting For One

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Wanted By Many Taken By None Lookin' At Some Waiting For One
Model: P31284
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $9.49

Weight: 0.4375lbs

6"  x 2.75" x 1.75" Color:  Pink/Gold/White Arrow printed paper finish on the sides Wood Box Sign Freestanding or wall ... more info

We Adopt Not Because We Are Rescuers But Because We Are The...

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We Adopt Not Because We Are Rescuers But Because We Are The...
Model: P26717
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $6.99

Weight: 0.625lbs

  "We Adopt Not Because We Are Rescuers But Because We Are The Rescued" Color:  Gray/Cream Free standing, or wall display Box ... more info

We Are So Excited About The Garden We Wet Our Plants - Box Sign

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We Are So Excited About The Garden We Wet Our Plants - Box Sign
Model: P21565
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $8.49

Weight: 0.5lbs

"We Are So Excited About The Garden We Wet Our Plants" Color:  Black/Gray Free standing, or wall display Box sign Wooden ... more info

We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.

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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
Model: E6889
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" "We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are." ~Anais Nin Made in the USA

WE RIDE TO FLY, TO FEEL, TO TOUCH, TO BREATHE, TO LAUGH

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WE RIDE TO FLY, TO FEEL, TO TOUCH, TO BREATHE, TO LAUGH
Model: P31078
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $17.99

Weight: 0.6875lbs

"WE RIDE TO FLY, TO FEEL, TO TOUCH, TO BREATHE, TO LAUGH, TO SOAR, TO OVERCOME, TO RELAX, TO PROVE THEM WRONG, TO BELONG, TO FEEL STRONG, TO ... more info

Weak Coffee Is For Pussies - Fridge Cat Humor Magnet

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Weak Coffee Is For Pussies - Fridge Cat Humor Magnet
Model: E6195
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

"Weak Coffee Is For Pussies" Rectangle magnet 2" x 3" Glossy finish Made in the USA

Well behaved women rarely make history

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Well behaved women rarely make history
Model: E9058
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " Well behaved women rarely make history" Made in the USA

When All Else Fails Take A Nap - Wood Box Sign - PBK

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When All Else Fails Take A Nap - Wood Box Sign - PBK
Model: P20510
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $9.49

Weight: 0.4375lbs

5"  x 5" x 1.75" Color:  Black/White Wood Box Sign Freestanding or wall hanging "When All Else Fails Take A ... more info

When In Doubt, Pedal It Out - Wood Box Sign - PBK

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When In Doubt, Pedal It Out - Wood Box Sign - PBK
Model: P31159
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $17.99

Weight: 0.75lbs

"When In Doubt, Pedal It Out" Color:  Black/White Box sign  Bicycle printed sides Wooden Box:  10” x 4.5” x ... more info

Who are these kids & why are they calling me mom?

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Who are these kids & why are they calling me mom?
Model: E9074
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " Who are these kids & why are they calling me mom?" Made in the USA

Why complete the sit-up when just lying on my back makes my...

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Why complete the sit-up when just lying on my back makes my...
Model: E6163
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

"Why complete the sit-up when just lying on my back makes my stomach flatter? " Rectangle magnet 2" x 3" Glossy finish Made ... more info

Why Don't You Have a Seat and Explain Where My Testicles Went

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Why Don't You Have a Seat and Explain Where My Testicles Went
Model: E6209
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

  "Why Don't You Have a Seat and Explain Where My Testicles Went" Rectangle magnet 3" x 2" Glossy finish Made in ... more info

Words of Wisdom. Box Sign With Printed Quote Cards

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Words of Wisdom. Box Sign With Printed Quote Cards
Model: P24463
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $14.99

Weight: 0.8125lbs

"The Smallest Distance Between Two People is a Smile" printed on the lid "Words of Wisdom" printed on the card holder Color: ... more info

Wow! I Get to Give Birth AND Change Diapers! Anne Taintor Magnet

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Wow! I Get to Give Birth AND Change Diapers! Anne Taintor Magnet
Model: AT01041
Manufacturer: Anne Taintor

Price: $5.00

Weight: 0.125lbs

3 3/8" square "Wow!  I get to give birth AND change diapers!" Made in the USA

You And I Are Sisters Always Remember If You Fall I Will Pick...

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You And I Are Sisters Always Remember If You Fall I Will Pick...
Model: P19450
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $8.49

Weight: 0.4375lbs

4.5"  x 3" x 1.75" Color:  Black/White Wood Box Sign Freestanding or wall hanging "You And I Are Sisters Always ... more info

You And I Are Sisters Always Remember That If You Fall I Will...

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You And I Are Sisters Always Remember That If You Fall I Will...
Model: P21713
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $11.50

Weight: 0.75lbs

  "You and I are sisters.  Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up....After I finish laughing" Color: ... more info

You Are My Favorite Hello And My Hardest Goodbye - Box Sign

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You Are My Favorite Hello And My Hardest Goodbye - Box Sign
Model: P28655
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $8.49

Weight: 0.4375lbs

4"  x 3.5" x 1.75" Color:  Black/White Wood Box Sign Freestanding or wall hanging "You Are My Favorite Hello And My ... more info

You Are My Favorite Reason To Lose Sleep - Wood Box Sign

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You Are My Favorite Reason To Lose Sleep - Wood Box Sign
Model: P27119
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $10.99

Weight: 0.4375lbs

5"  x 5" x 1.75" Color:  Blue/White/Gray Wood Box Sign Freestanding or wall hanging "You Are My Favorite Reason To ... more info