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Unattended Children Will Be Given Espresso and a Free Kitten

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Unattended Children Will Be Given Espresso and a Free Kitten
Model: E1557
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $12.49

Weight: 1lbs

"Unattended children will be given espresso and a free kitten" A Product of Ephemera-Inc. Tin Sign 16" W x 12.5" H

Wanted By Many Taken By None Lookin' At Some Waiting For One

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Wanted By Many Taken By None Lookin' At Some Waiting For One
Model: P31284
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $9.49

Weight: 0.4375lbs

6"  x 2.75" x 1.75" Color:  Pink/Gold/White Arrow printed paper finish on the sides Wood Box Sign Freestanding or wall ... more info

We Adopt Not Because We Are Rescuers But Because We Are The...

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We Adopt Not Because We Are Rescuers But Because We Are The...
Model: P26717
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $6.99

Weight: 0.625lbs

  "We Adopt Not Because We Are Rescuers But Because We Are The Rescued" Color:  Gray/Cream Free standing, or wall display Box ... more info

We Are So Excited About The Garden We Wet Our Plants - Box Sign

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We Are So Excited About The Garden We Wet Our Plants - Box Sign
Model: P21565
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $8.49

Weight: 0.5lbs

"We Are So Excited About The Garden We Wet Our Plants" Color:  Black/Gray Free standing, or wall display Box sign Wooden ... more info

We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.

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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
Model: E6889
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" "We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are." ~Anais Nin Made in the USA

WE RIDE TO FLY, TO FEEL, TO TOUCH, TO BREATHE, TO LAUGH

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WE RIDE TO FLY, TO FEEL, TO TOUCH, TO BREATHE, TO LAUGH
Model: P31078
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $17.99

Weight: 0.6875lbs

"WE RIDE TO FLY, TO FEEL, TO TOUCH, TO BREATHE, TO LAUGH, TO SOAR, TO OVERCOME, TO RELAX, TO PROVE THEM WRONG, TO BELONG, TO FEEL STRONG, TO ... more info

Weak Coffee Is For Pussies - Fridge Cat Humor Magnet

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Weak Coffee Is For Pussies - Fridge Cat Humor Magnet
Model: E6195
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

"Weak Coffee Is For Pussies" Rectangle magnet 2" x 3" Glossy finish Made in the USA

Well behaved women rarely make history

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Well behaved women rarely make history
Model: E9058
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " Well behaved women rarely make history" Made in the USA

When All Else Fails Take A Nap - Wood Box Sign - PBK

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When All Else Fails Take A Nap - Wood Box Sign - PBK
Model: P20510
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $9.49

Weight: 0.4375lbs

5"  x 5" x 1.75" Color:  Black/White Wood Box Sign Freestanding or wall hanging "When All Else Fails Take A ... more info

When In Doubt, Pedal It Out - Wood Box Sign - PBK

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When In Doubt, Pedal It Out - Wood Box Sign - PBK
Model: P31159
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $17.99

Weight: 0.75lbs

"When In Doubt, Pedal It Out" Color:  Black/White Box sign  Bicycle printed sides Wooden Box:  10” x 4.5” x ... more info

Who are these kids & why are they calling me mom?

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Who are these kids & why are they calling me mom?
Model: E9074
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " Who are these kids & why are they calling me mom?" Made in the USA

Why complete the sit-up when just lying on my back makes my...

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Why complete the sit-up when just lying on my back makes my...
Model: E6163
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

"Why complete the sit-up when just lying on my back makes my stomach flatter? " Rectangle magnet 2" x 3" Glossy finish Made ... more info

Why Don't You Have a Seat and Explain Where My Testicles Went

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Why Don't You Have a Seat and Explain Where My Testicles Went
Model: E6209
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

  "Why Don't You Have a Seat and Explain Where My Testicles Went" Rectangle magnet 3" x 2" Glossy finish Made in ... more info

Words of Wisdom. Box Sign With Printed Quote Cards

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Words of Wisdom. Box Sign With Printed Quote Cards
Model: P24463
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $14.99

Weight: 0.8125lbs

"The Smallest Distance Between Two People is a Smile" printed on the lid "Words of Wisdom" printed on the card holder Color: ... more info

Wow! I Get to Give Birth AND Change Diapers! Anne Taintor Magnet

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Wow! I Get to Give Birth AND Change Diapers! Anne Taintor Magnet
Model: AT01041
Manufacturer: Anne Taintor

Price: $5.00

Weight: 0.125lbs

3 3/8" square "Wow!  I get to give birth AND change diapers!" Made in the USA

You Are My Favorite Reason To Lose Sleep - Wood Box Sign

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You Are My Favorite Reason To Lose Sleep - Wood Box Sign
Model: P27119
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $10.99

Weight: 0.4375lbs

5"  x 5" x 1.75" Color:  Blue/White/Gray Wood Box Sign Freestanding or wall hanging "You Are My Favorite Reason To ... more info

You Are So Loved Photo Frame Primitives by Kathy Wood Box Sign

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You Are So Loved Photo Frame Primitives by Kathy Wood Box Sign
Model: P22682
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $17.99

Weight: 0.875lbs

"You Are So Loved" Color:  White/Black Box sign photo Frame Wooden Photo opening:  2.75" x 1.75" 5"x 6"x ... more info

You could file a complaint, but my supervisor doesn't care....

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You could file a complaint, but my supervisor doesn't care....
Model: E6991
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " You could file a complaint, but my supervisor doesn't care either." Made in the USA

You Don't Have To Go Fast...You Just Have To Go.

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You Don't Have To Go Fast...You Just Have To Go.
Model: P31072
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $8.99

Weight: 0.4375lbs

"You Don't Have To Go Fast...You Just Have To Go" Color:  Black/White Box sign  Free standing, or wall hanging Wooden ... more info

You're Just Being Paranoid Not One Person In This Entire Church

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You're Just Being Paranoid Not One Person In This Entire Church
Model: AT01731
Manufacturer: Anne Taintor

Price: $5.00

Weight: 0.125lbs

3 3/8" square "You're just being paranoid...not one person in this entire church suspects that we're stoned" Made in the ... more info

Your Crazy Is Showing You Might Want To Tuck That Back In

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Your Crazy Is Showing You Might Want To Tuck That Back In
Model: P28605
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $8.99

Weight: 0.7lbs

"Your Crazy is Showing You Might Want to Tuck That Back In" Color:  Black/White Chevron printed sides Box sign Wooden 5"x ... more info