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I can see you masturbating

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I can see you masturbating
Model: E7759
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " I can see you masturbating" Made in the USA

I child-proofed my house but they still get in.

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I child-proofed my house but they still get in.
Model: E8067
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " I child-proofed my house but they still get in." Made in the USA

I Drink Coffee For Your Protection - Wood Box Sign - PBK

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I Drink Coffee For Your Protection - Wood Box Sign - PBK
Model: P19104
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $10.49

Weight: 0.4375lbs

6.75"  x 3 " x 1.75" Color:  Black/White Wood Box Sign Freestanding or wall hanging Polka dot printed paper sides ... more info

I Laughed So Hard Tears Ran Down My Leg - Wood Box Sign

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I Laughed So Hard Tears Ran Down My Leg - Wood Box Sign
Model: P23637
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $8.49

Weight: 0.4375lbs

"I laughed so hard tears ran down my leg!" Color:  Gray/Cream Wood box sign 3” x 5" x 1.75” Imported

I Like Big Bucks and I Cannot Lie Wooden Box Sign

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I Like Big Bucks and I Cannot Lie Wooden Box Sign
Model: P24711
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $10.99

Weight: 0.5625lbs

"I Like Big Bucks and I Cannot Lie" Color:  Brown/White/Cream Wood box sign 5” x 5" x 1.75” Imported

I like holding the door for people who are far away so they have

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I like holding the door for people who are far away so they have
Model: E6155
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

"I like holding the door for people who are far away so they have to run a little" Rectangle magnet 2" x 3" Glossy finish ... more info

I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in

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I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in
Model: E7722
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " I lost my virginity but I still have the box it came in" Made in the USA

I Love That You're My Mom - Wood Box Sign With Hinged Lid

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I Love That You're My Mom - Wood Box Sign With Hinged Lid
Model: P21711
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $10.99

Weight: 0.8125lbs

"I Love That You're My Mom" Color:  White/Black Wooden box with hinged lid 2.75"x 4"x 4" Imported

I may be old, but I got to see all the cool bands

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I may be old, but I got to see all the cool bands
Model: E6825
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" "I may be old, but I got to see all the cool bands" Made in the USA

I Need An Eighth Day Of The Week - Wood Box Sign

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I Need An Eighth Day Of The Week - Wood Box Sign
Model: P21354
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $8.49

Weight: 0.625lbs

"I Need an Eighth Day of the Week" Color:  Black/White/Cream Polka dot printed sides Free standing, or wall display Box sign ... more info

I Was Hoping For A Battle Of Wits, But You Appear To Be Unarmed

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I Was Hoping For A Battle Of Wits, But You Appear To Be Unarmed
Model: P27249
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $8.49

Weight: 0.5lbs

  "I Was Hoping For A Battle of Wits, But You Appear To Be Unarmed" Color:  Black/White/Cream Polka dot printed sides Free ... more info

I Will Start Working When My Coffee Does - Wood Box Sign

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I Will Start Working When My Coffee Does - Wood Box Sign
Model: P28468
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $8.99

Weight: 0.5lbs

6"  x 2.5" x 1.75" Color:  Black/White Chevron paper finish on the sides Wood Box Sign Freestanding or wall hanging ... more info

I Wish Heaven Had Visiting Hours - Wood Box Sign

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I Wish Heaven Had Visiting Hours - Wood Box Sign
Model: P28462
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $8.49

Weight: 0.5lbs

2.5"  x 4" x 1.75" Color:  Black/White/Cream Wood Box Sign Paper finish on the sides Freestanding or wall hanging ... more info

I'd like my one call to go to my hairdresser

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I'd like my one call to go to my hairdresser
Model: E7003
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " I'd like my one call to go to my hairdresser" Made in the USA

I'll Start Jogging When I See A Smiling Jogger - Box Sign

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I'll Start Jogging When I See A Smiling Jogger - Box Sign
Model: P28564
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $8.49

Weight: 0.4375lbs

"I'll Start Smiling When I See A Smiling Jogger " Color:  Black/White Box sign  Free standing, or wall hanging Wooden ... more info

I'm One Stomach Flu Away From My Goal Weight - Square Magnet

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I'm One Stomach Flu Away From My Goal Weight - Square Magnet
Model: P71110
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.1875lbs

"I'm One Stomach Flue Away From My Goal Weight" Square magnet 3.5" x 3.5" Printed cardstock with magnet backing Imported

I'm Sorry For What I Said When You Tried To Wake Me Up Box Sign

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I'm Sorry For What I Said When You Tried To Wake Me Up Box Sign
Model: P28621
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $8.99

Weight: 0.625lbs

"I'm Sorry For What I Said When You Tried To Wake Me Up" Color:  Black/White/Cream Polka dot printed sides Free standing, or ... more info

I'm Stealing His Last Name - Wedding Engagement - Photo Frame

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I'm Stealing His Last Name - Wedding Engagement - Photo Frame
Model: P30708
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $5.50

Weight: 0.4375lbs

4.5"  x 4. 5" Fits:  3" x 2" Photo Color:  Black/White Wood Box Sign Frame Wall hanging "I'm ... more info

I'm the girl who listens to gangsta rap on the way to the market

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I'm the girl who listens to gangsta rap on the way to the market
Model: E6161
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

"I'm the girl who listens to gangsta rap on the way to the farmers market after yoga" Rectangle magnet 2" x 3" Glossy ... more info

I've Got My Mind on My Honey and My Honey on My Mind -Dish Towel

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I've Got My Mind on My Honey and My Honey on My Mind -Dish Towel
Model: P25516
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $7.99

Weight: 0.375lbs

"I've Got My Mind On My Honey And My Honey On My Mind" Color:  White/Black Kitchen hand towel 28" Square 100% Cotton ... more info

If you don't have anything nice to say you're probably just...

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If you don't have anything nice to say you're probably just...
Model: E6328
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

"If you don't have anything nice to say, you're probably just being realistic" Rectangle magnet 2" x 3" Glossy finish ... more info

If you eat an entire cake without cutting it, you technically...

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If you eat an entire cake without cutting it, you technically...
Model: E6146
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

"If you eat an entire cake without cutting it, you technically only had one piece" Rectangle magnet 2" x 3" Glossy finish ... more info

If You're A Bird I'm A Bird Wall Hanging or Christmas Ornament

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If You're A Bird I'm A Bird Wall Hanging or Christmas Ornament
Model: P29722
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.25lbs

"If You're a Bird I'm a Bird" Color:  Blue/Brown Wood sign  Wall hanging, or ornament 6" x 2.5"  x ... more info

If You're Going to Kick Ass You Need Kickass shoes -Anne Taintor

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If You're Going to Kick Ass You Need Kickass shoes -Anne Taintor
Model: AT48622
Manufacturer: Anne Taintor

Price: $10.00

Weight: 0.1875lbs

Knee Socks "If you're going to kick ass you need kickass shoes" Machine washable 75% Cotton, 20% Polyester, 5% Spandex A Product ... more info

Improve Your Selfies See a Stylist - Wood Box Sign - PBK

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Improve Your Selfies See a Stylist - Wood Box Sign - PBK
Model: P27192
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $8.99

Weight: 0.4375lbs

"Improve Your Selfies See A Stylist" Color:  Black/White Polka dot printed sides Box sign  Wooden Box:  6” x ... more info

It was all fun 'n games...till paper turned to plastic!

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It was all fun 'n games...till paper turned to plastic!
Model: E7781
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " It was all fun 'n games...till paper turned to plastic!" Made in the USA

It's been lovely but I have to scream now - Ephemera Magnet

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It's been lovely but I have to scream now - Ephemera Magnet
Model: E8526
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " It's been lovely but I have to scream now" Made in the USA

It's That Time Of Year When It's Good To Be Fat And Jolly

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It's That Time Of Year When It's Good To Be Fat And Jolly
Model: P22110
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $8.99

Weight: 0.4375lbs

"It's That Time Of Year When It's Good To Be Fat And Jolly" Color:  Red/White Paper printed sides Box sign  Free ... more info

Just Bought a Head of Lettuce. Should I Throw It Away Now or...

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Just Bought a Head of Lettuce. Should I Throw It Away Now or...
Model: E6667
Manufacturer: Ephemera

Price: $4.25

Weight: 0.125lbs

2" x 3" Magnet " Just bought a head of lettuce.  Should I throw it away now or wait two weeks like I usually do?" Made in ... more info

Keep It Simple - Bicycle - Cycling - Canvas Bag - Purse

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Keep It Simple - Bicycle - Cycling - Canvas Bag - Purse
Model: P28954
Manufacturer: Primitives by Kathy

Price: $29.99

Weight: 0.8125lbs

"Keep It Simple" Color:  Black/Brown Bicycle print Canvas bag Long, adjustable leather strap 6.5" x 8.5" bag ... more info